1. Exquisite Tweets from @tompeck, @MarinaHyde

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    Well this goes a long way to explaining Maradona's erratic behaviour at the World Cup. Had no idea he was carrying around this kind of emotional baggage.

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    Tom Peck

  2. I thought long and hard about the inevitable accusations of sexism and then thought, well, the woman's got a picture of Osama Bin Laden on her mantelpiece and takes a nuanced view of his crimes.

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    Tom Peck

  3. Fuck it. Gotta blame the parents to some extent

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    Marina Hyde

    I mean, I blame myself for any old shit my children do. And however bad the shouting of “poo” in a supermarket or whatever seems at the time, his was defo worse

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    Marina Hyde

  4. Well. They're certainly accountable for their conduct after the event. She's had seventeen years. If I recall correctly, the Dunblane massacre guy's mother had disowned him in time for the six o clock bulletins.

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    Tom Peck

    (ps a high ranking official in Her Majesty's Government who must remain anonymous has specifically asked me to pass on his congratulations over the word 'spokesprick', which I have now done.)

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    Tom Peck