1. Exquisite Tweets from @Qlaudie

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    Now I realize that it's my duty in life to live tweet #teenwitch The opening credits are the most glorious thing ever to happen to humanity.

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    Sax music. Check. Blowing scarf. Check. Big hair. Check. Reject from Grease. Check. Total lack of sexual chemistry. Check. #TeenWitch

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    Oh no, white boys dressed like Ducky, rapping. I'm gonna need a bigger bourbon. #TeenWitch

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    Woah! Musical number! "I like boys." Leotards, even bigger hair .... You guys, I'm really happy that Nirvana happened. #TeenWitch #Eighties

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    BRAD TORSO. Vaseline on the lens. Oh! Right! She's a witch. I forgot about that. #TeenWitch

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    What is this bullshit with the jocks and cheerleaders auditioning for the school play? I don't truck with this kind of nonsense #TeenWitch

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    Brad runs Louise off the road - backs up to park properly before making sure he hasn't killed her. Brad got an A in driver's ed. #TeenWitch

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    Louise walking up to fortune teller's house.Time to tell the poor girl that her sex appeal is at the Alamo. IN THE BASEMENT. #TeenWitch

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    "I love your cutsey little Punky Brewster face." The fortune teller wins for the best line so far. #TeenWitch

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    We love Louise so much we decorated her sweet 16 cake with cat poo! (Seriously, that looks like cat poo.) #TeenWitch

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    The Billy-Joel-Looking little brother's channeling Bernadette Peters, "No one's coming to your sweet 16 party, daaaarling." #TeenWitch

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    Brad just Fonzed the Coke machine. Who's the witch NOW, Louise? #TeenWitch

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    Awww... the late, great Marcia Wallace is in this. Always a charmer. We miss you Edna Krabappel! #TeenWitch

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    Close up on Marcia Wallace's hands, they switched out her hand with a model's. What's wrong with Marcia digits,you bastards? #TeenWitch

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    The mean girl is asking Louise to a party. You guys, I think this is gonna go super well. #TeenWitch

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    Claudia Q

    So far Dick Sargent is a better witch dad than a witch husband. #TeenWitch

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    Aw, Louise's date acts like a dork, but he's got Brian Setzer hair and Buddy Holly glasses! Nothing wrong with that action. #TeenWitch

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    Come to think of it, every 'geek' in this movie is wearing glasses from the 50's. Didn't happen in the 80s. I was there. #TeenWitch

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    Makeover time! Get your slut on, Louise! And your date's bowtie is cute. Don't be that bitch. #TeenWitch

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    Robert Sean Leonard and Tom Cruise had an 80's baby, and his name is Brad. #TeenWitch

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    Did he really just say "I can ride through the fog like a hog with a hard-on?" Okay, I'm with you Louise, his bowtie sucks. #TeenWitch

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    Now he's pawing her and being disgusting. Don't just make him disappear, Louise! Turn him into a naked mole rat. With a bowtie. #TeenWitch

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    Louise turned Billy Joel brother into a dog, but IMO turned him back into a human waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too soon. #TeenWitch

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    Louise. Louise. Louise. The fortune teller is promising to make Brad your love monkey. Look at your life. Look at your choices.#TeenWitch

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    Witch daddy Dick Sargent is wearing a SPECTACULAR Kibbo Kift sweater. #TeenWitch

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    Louise is resorting to Voodoo. I admit, this is getting good. #TeenWitch

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    Now the Hawaiian shirted white guys are lip synching rap. More bourbon! #TeenWitch

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    Oh, this popularity spell worked for Cleopatra, Marie Antoinette and Marilyn Monroe? Sounds good, they all ended well. #TeenWitch

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    Okay, now Louise is just using that nice pop star. #TeenWitch

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    You're choosing popularity at the cost of your friend, Louise. Do you see how that's wrong, Louise. DO YOU LOUISE? #TeenWitch

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    He doesn't like you for you, Louise. It's your sorcery. Can't you see that? CAN'T YOU? Listen to the sax music. #TeenWitch

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    Claudia Q

    Louise just went all Showgirls on the lead in the play. #TeenWitch

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    The dancing is becoming choreographed, and the music is becoming godawful. Ladies and gents, we have an 80's movie! #TeenWitch

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    He loves her despite the magic! I have to admit, I never saw that coming. #TeenWitch

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