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#1 4:12pm Mar 28th 2012 via bitly

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Those @jon_ronson tossers are the worst kind of vapid, pretentious dilettantes. Any child can write a program that produces random bollocks.

#2 5:02pm Mar 28th 2012 via web

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@tomstuart what the Christ are you on about?

#3 5:17pm Mar 28th 2012 via TweetDeck in reply to tomstuart

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@mortice This: youtu.be/mPUjvP-4Xaw. I hope you're not feeling irritable.

#4 5:19pm Mar 28th 2012 via web in reply to mortice

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@tomstuart: "Any child can write a program that produces random bollocks." I use my experience to produce *curated* bollocks.

#5 5:19pm Mar 28th 2012 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tomstuart

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@tomstuart I predict this will set some sort of @mortice rage record.... :-)

#6 5:21pm Mar 28th 2012 via web in reply to tomstuart

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@tomstuart 2 minutes in and I'm finding it fucking hilarious. Sorry to disappoint.

#7 5:22pm Mar 28th 2012 via TweetDeck in reply to tomstuart

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@mortice I feel compelled to warn you that you may be a sociopath.

#8 5:27pm Mar 28th 2012 via web in reply to mortice

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@tomstuart this is something I accepted long ago. But seriously, how could you not find these clowns funny?

#9 5:27pm Mar 28th 2012 via TweetDeck in reply to tomstuart

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@tomstuart "I want to understand [algorithms that cause stock market crashes]." These guys are just too much.

#10 5:30pm Mar 28th 2012 via TweetDeck in reply to tomstuart

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@mortice I dunno; why don't you find misogynist programmers funny? I suppose I've reached LD50 of dickheads bluffing their way through life.

#11 5:32pm Mar 28th 2012 via web in reply to mortice

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@tomstuart reasonable.

#12 5:32pm Mar 28th 2012 via TweetDeck in reply to tomstuart

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@tomstuart Jesus christ. These academics are making me angry. Slimey sharky bastards. Good thing someone is bringing me a Twix.

#13 5:35pm Mar 28th 2012 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tomstuart

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@alicebartlett God yeah. Just the sound of that middle guy's voice produces a fight-or-flight response in my lizard brain. So repellent.

#15 5:40pm Mar 28th 2012 via web in reply to alicebartlett

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