Exquisite Tweets from @WstonesOxfordSt, @maureenjohnson

@bengoldacre Thanks for the RT Mr Goldacre. *puts Bad Science at front of store*

#1 2:55pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bengoldacre

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@WstonesOxfordSt Is that all it takes? A RT? You've gotten cheap.

#2 2:56pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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@maureenjohnson We've tasted popularity, Ms Johnson, and we LIKE it. We'll do anything for more followers. More! MORE!

#3 2:59pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maureenjohnson

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@WstonesOxfordSt *slaps* GET HOLD OF YOURSELF.

#4 3:02pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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@maureenjohnson *slaps back* Dammit Johnson, don't you see what's happening?! The reactor's about to blow!

#5 3:09pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maureenjohnson

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@WstonesOxfordSt *comes to senses* We have to get out of here!

#6 3:11pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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@maureenjohnson But what about the Fist of Omicron? It'll be destroyed in the star cluster!

#7 3:17pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maureenjohnson

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@WstonesOxfordSt We can't save it now. Don't you understand? We have to get the Orb of Centripode into the escape pod *tout* *de* *suite*.

#8 3:20pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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@maureenjohnson Y'know, I hate to say this but I saw the Orb of Centripode kissing your boyfriend the other day.

#9 3:21pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maureenjohnson

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@WstonesOxfordSt You bring this up NOW?

#10 3:22pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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@maureenjohnson You'd prefer to save the very thing that came between you and Gorax? You loved him! Have you no self respect?!

#11 3:23pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maureenjohnson

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@WstonesOxfordSt Okay, really, I think your timing is terrible, but can I point out? You and Ponievia Darlex? The one with the tentacles?

#12 3:25pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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@maureenjohnson What of her? She was a great beauty, revered through 4 planets, keeper of men's hearts.

#13 3:28pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maureenjohnson

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@WstonesOxfordSt "Keeper of men's hearts." Yes. In deep freeze, for later consumption. I'm saying you have very poor taste.

#14 3:29pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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@maureenjohnson You dare accuse me of having poor taste? I wonder what your mother would make of Ephylox the Soul Sucker?

#15 3:36pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maureenjohnson

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@WstonesOxfordSt I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Calamari-dater says what?

#16 3:37pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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@maureenjohnson *reactor explodes*

#17 3:39pm Apr 9th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maureenjohnson

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@WstonesOxfordSt How does this happen to us EVERY TIME?

#18 3:40pm Apr 9th 2012 via web in reply to WstonesOxfordSt

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