1. Exquisite Tweets from @tomcoates, @tominsam

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    All of you who think I should get a cheaper, more functional axe fail to understand that I don't *need* an axe! I want something beautiful!

    9:43pm Aug 24th 2011 via web

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    Tom Coates

  3. @tominsam I'm not sure your beautiful girlfriend would be thrilled by that description.

    9:45pm Aug 24th 2011 via web in reply to tominsam

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    @tominsam I AM INSAMBOT! MY GIRLFRIEND IS EMINENTLY FUNCTIONAL! BEEP! BEEP!

    9:47pm Aug 24th 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tominsam

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  5. @tominsam Almost everyone has! That's what I get for abandoning my doctorate!

    9:49pm Aug 24th 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tominsam

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  6. @tomcoates if you had an axe, no-one would insult your academic record.

    9:49pm Aug 24th 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tomcoates

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  7. @tominsam I'm not sure a threat is really a threat if people don't really think you'll do it...

    9:50pm Aug 24th 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tominsam

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  8. @tomcoates which is why going for the pretty, less-functional axe will undermine your authority.

    9:51pm Aug 24th 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tomcoates

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  10. @tomcoates that's a nice-looking axe. I would be happy to be murdered with it in a fit of twitter-induced rage.

    9:58pm Aug 24th 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tomcoates

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    Tom Insam

  11. @tominsam …. which is looking ever more likely, frankly...

    9:58pm Aug 24th 2011 via Twitter for Mac in reply to tominsam

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