Exquisite Tweets from @samuelpepys, @binaryape, @PaulStroble, @rsslldnphy, @BlakeCreedon, @liberatedwomble, @paulmmay, @RWhittall, @SkivingWords
Collected by blech
My wife tells me that it is from her examining the girle and getting a confession now from her of all ... which do mightily trouble me.
samuelpepysSamuel Pepys
We to talk again, and she to be troubled, reproaching me with my unkindness and perjury, I having denied my ever kissing the girl.
Samuel Pepys
Also with all her old kindnesses to me, and my ill-using of her from the beginning, and the many temptations she hath refused.
Samuel Pepys
Several temptations my wife was particular in, and especially from my Lord Sandwich, and then the courtship of my Lord Hinchingbrooke.
Samuel Pepys
All which I did acknowledge and was troubled for, and wept, and at last pretty good friends again, and so I to my office.
Samuel Pepys
If I've learned anything from @samuelpepys, it's to always avoid fondling the maid while your wife is nearby.
binaryapePete Birkinshaw
After half-an-hour's slumber my wife cries out that she should never sleep more, and so kept raving, that made me cry and weep heartily.
Samuel Pepys
At last with new vows, and particularly that I would bid the girle be gone, and so this appeasing her, we to sleep as well as we could.
Samuel Pepys
So to my wife, who would not dine with me that she might not have the girle come in sight, and sat and talked with her and pretty quiet.
Samuel Pepys
Sfter lying a little while, my wife starts up, and with expressions of affright and madness, as one frantick, would rise.
Samuel Pepys
I burst out in tears myself, and so continued almost half the night, the moon shining so that it was light.
Samuel Pepys
After much sorrow and little ravings (though I am apt to think they were counterfeit from her), all was quiet again, and so to sleep.
Samuel Pepys
I to my wife and to sit with her a little, and then called her and Willet to my chamber.
Samuel Pepys
I did, with tears in my eyes, which I could not help, discharge Willet and advise her to be gone as soon as she could, and never to see me.
Samuel Pepys
I'm following the 17th century diary of Samuel Pepys on Twitter. It's been sad lately. @samuelpepys
PaulStroblePaul Stroble
I believe she understands me to be her friend, and I am apt to believe by what my wife hath told me is a cunning girle, if not a slut.
Samuel Pepys
Anyone else think @samuelpepys has got a lot more interesting recently? I hope things work out ok for him and the girle.
rsslldnphyRussell Dunphy
So to bed, and did lie now a little better than formerly, but with little, and yet with some trouble.
Samuel Pepys
To the Three Tuns Tavern, by Charing Cross, and there dined; and as merry as my mind could be, that hath so much trouble upon it at home.
Samuel Pepys
My wife tells me that Deb. has been abroad to-day, and says she has got a place to go to, so as she will be gone tomorrow morning.
Samuel Pepys
Meanwhile in 1668, there's been uproar on @samuelpepys's timeline over the last few days. A cautionary tale. Saddened by it all.
BlakeCreedonBlake Creedon ♣
The truth is, I have a good mind to have the maidenhead of this girl, which I should not doubt to have if je could get time para be con her.
Samuel Pepys
I never realised just how much of a dick @samuelpepys is!
liberatedwombleWombleface
Blessed be God! we did sleep well and with peace, which I had not done in now almost twenty nights together.
Samuel Pepys
I had a mighty mind to have seen or given Deb. a little money, but my wife rose presently, and would not let me be out of her sight.
Samuel Pepys
My wife flew out into a rage, calling me dog and rogue, and that I had a rotten heart; all which, knowing that I deserved it, I bore with.
Samuel Pepys
Word being brought presently up that Deb. was gone away by coach with her things, my wife was friends, and so all quiet.
Samuel Pepys
More troubled to see how my wife is by this means likely for ever to have her hand over me, that I shall for ever be a slave to her.
Samuel Pepys
Poor @samuelpepys is having a rough few weeks.
paulmmayPaul May
It will be I fear a little time before I shall be able to wear Deb, out of my mind.
Samuel Pepys
@samuelpepys You got what was coming to you, philandering jackass.
RWhittallRichard Whittall
I often cheer myself up by sending rude @ replies to @samuelpepys Twitter account.
Richard Whittall
The only person not playing Skyrim in my feed is @samuelpepys and he is obsessed with cheating on his wife with one of the servants.
SkivingWordsSkivingWords
After dinner to the Office, where all the afternoon, doing much business, late.
Samuel Pepys
I have lain with my moher as a husband more times since this falling out than in I believe twelve months before.
Samuel Pepys