1. Exquisite Tweets from @michaelianblack

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    "Our job isn't telling the truth." "What is it?" "Telling the facts. History decides whether it was the truth." #possiblenewsroomdialogue

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    Michael Ian Black

    "Bill's having a heart attack." "Keep rolling." "But he could die!" "So could democracy. Keep rolling." #possiblenewsroomdialogue

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    "What's the coffee guy's phone number?" "You just found Julian Assange. You can find the coffee guy." #possiblenewsroomdialogue

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    "It's Galveston. Nobody cares about Galveston." "We'll make them care." #possiblenewsroomdialogue

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    "Get me inside the compound." "They'll kill you if you go in there." "America will kill me if I don't." #possiblenewsroomdialogue

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    "You're more than a newsman, Will, you're a town crier for the whole planet. Don't deliver the news. Cry it." #possiblenewsroomdialogue

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