What happens to ruin porn when you shoot it from a drone? bit.ly/LWoerg
Alexis C. Madrigal
@alexismadrigal I had to read that three times before I parsed "ruin porn" as the noun
Andrew Sempere
@tezcatlipoca @alexismadrigal Now I want to watche drone-shot porn.
Deb Chachra
@debcha @tezcatlipoca It would be easy to compute, actually, given the data porn sites have on most watched/favored clips/activities, etc.
Alexis C. Madrigal
@alexismadrigal @tezcatlipoca Not recommender-engine porn--I (jokingly) meant porn filmed with autonomous airborne cameras.
Deb Chachra
@debcha @tezcatlipoca Oh yeah, I was just noting that it would be easy to write the algorithm that picked the shots!
Alexis C. Madrigal
@alexismadrigal @tezcatlipoca Ah, you were one step ahead of me! (okay, now I kind of really want this to happen...)
Deb Chachra
@debcha @alexismadrigal @tezcatlipoca the first step: googlesightseeing.com/2009/03/naked-… nsfw-ish
Sarah Pavis
@debcha @alexismadrigal rule 34... It's got to exist...
Andrew Sempere
@debcha @tezcatlipoca @alexismadrigal The only thing that can ruin porn for me is dialogue, plot or music. Drones do none of these things.
Lindsey Mysse
@lindseymysse @debcha @alexismadrigal bom-pa-chika-dronedrone
Andrew Sempere
@spavis @debcha @alexismadrigal @tezcatlipoca Related prior art: Bikini models filmed by UAVs. vimeo.com/15867732
Tim Maly
@spavis @debcha @alexismadrigal @tezcatlipoca Ultimately it'll have its own aesthetic like the nightvision blurry fisheye of sextapes porn.
Tim Maly
@spavis @debcha @alexismadrigal @tezcatlipoca Actors fucking on sets while UAVs hover outside. Whirring peeping toms swoop over pool orgies.
Tim Maly
@doingitwrong @spavis @alexismadrigal @tezcatlipoca i) spinning aerial zoom-ins/-outs, ii) long aerial tracking shots, iii) drone shadows.
Deb Chachra
@debcha @alexismadrigal @doingitwrong @tezcatlipoca russian porn drone fleets prowling through us cities in search of open windows
Sarah Pavis
@spavis @alexismadrigal @doingitwrong @tezcatlipoca Designated no-fly-zones in red-light districts, where ECMs bring out stray drones.
Deb Chachra