Exquisite Tweets from @anandos_rei, @kristastevens, @meetar, @kissane

I have successfully baked bread. Next: tweets from the land of obesity, where I shall reign as yeasty king.

#1 3:32am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone

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@anandos_rei I profess my fealty, oh yeasty King!

#2 3:50am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to anandos_rei

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@kristastevens first you must do us a service. Bring us butter, not too salty, and with an adequate fat content!

#3 3:53am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kristastevens

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@anandos_rei It would be an honour, my King! Your buttery wish is my commandos-rei.

#4 3:58am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to anandos_rei

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@anandos_rei Sire, I hear the northlanders possess cows of enormous siiiiize. Conquer them and their butter shall be ours!

#5 4:04am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for Mac in reply to anandos_rei

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@meetar @kristastevens I have outlawed Canada forever. We invade in five minutes.

#6 4:05am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to meetar

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@anandos_rei Yessssss. All of your majesty's cows will fit in but one of their gargantuan "cabins."

#7 4:08am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for Mac in reply to anandos_rei

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@anandos_rei @meetar I for one welcome our buttery overlords!

#8 4:15am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to anandos_rei

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@kristastevens @meetar Krista, you shall be our Vichy.

#9 4:18am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kristastevens

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@anandos_rei @kristastevens @meetar I leave you guys alone for like ONE NIGHT and you've gone PETAIN.

#10 4:19am Feb 5th 2012 via YoruFukurou in reply to anandos_rei

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@kissane @kristastevens @meetar go easy on Marshal Stevens. Guerre éclair isn't easy on Canadians.

#11 4:25am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kissane

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@anandos_rei Oh, don't worry: I blame you. / @kristastevens @meetar

#12 4:27am Feb 5th 2012 via YoruFukurou in reply to anandos_rei

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@anandos_rei Especially not for those avec la lactose intolerisme.

#13 4:29am Feb 5th 2012 via web in reply to anandos_rei

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@kissane are you angling for a position in our government? Propaganda minister perhaps? @kristastevens @meetar

#14 4:29am Feb 5th 2012 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kissane

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