1. Exquisite Tweets from @Harkaway

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    Britain: the world's 2nd largest arms dealer since 2010 & sold arms to 39 of the 51 "not free" states. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

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    Good news for the Brexit crew - here at last is a growth industry genuinely constrained by EU regs: eeas.europa.eu/non-proliferat…

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    The Conservative Party: restoring our reputation as a global total bastard since 2010.

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    That's Britain for the future: low tax, arms dealing, and pig semen.

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    But we'll do it all in Imperial measures and call it a golden age.

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    "Two pints of stout, three machine guns, a box of shackles, a cattle prod, and some pork ejaculate please, landlord."

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    "I say, while you're at it, ask the chaps to lynch my gamekeeper, he's making advances on my wife."

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    "Can't have that, sir. We'll sort it out. It'll be the French in him, I imagine, sir."

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    "Yes, I know. Buy British, Hodgekins, that's the lesson here. Well, long live the King."

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    Nick Harkaway

    Good morning, and welcome to dystopialand, home of nativist assault, irrationality, and the Holloway-Burgess Restraint Collar (30% off!)

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