Britain: the world's 2nd largest arms dealer since 2010 & sold arms to 39 of the 51 "not free" states. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…
Good news for the Brexit crew - here at last is a growth industry genuinely constrained by EU regs: eeas.europa.eu/non-proliferat…
The Conservative Party: restoring our reputation as a global total bastard since 2010.
"Two pints of stout, three machine guns, a box of shackles, a cattle prod, and some pork ejaculate please, landlord."
"I say, while you're at it, ask the chaps to lynch my gamekeeper, he's making advances on my wife."
"Can't have that, sir. We'll sort it out. It'll be the French in him, I imagine, sir."
"Yes, I know. Buy British, Hodgekins, that's the lesson here. Well, long live the King."