1. I hate the neediness of those British Tories who turn with bright moist,eyes to the US and swoon over “the special relationship”.
2. Of all the symptoms of national decline, the boast that we're best friends with the biggest kid in the yard is the most embarrassing.
4.It must mean that Theresa May can tell Trump to end his sinister ban on the freedom of movement of British citizens and MPs to the US.
5. It must mean that she can persuade Trump to abandon his new love Putin and stick with NATO.
6. If she can’t, then the “special relationship” is just a delusion; a pitiful fantasy that stops us seeing our place in the world.