1. Exquisite Tweets from @monteiro, @anildash

    arielwaldmanCollected by arielwaldman

    Your mom goes down so much we call her @Favstar.

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    monteiro

    Mike MonteirošŸŒ¹

  2. @mike_ftw your mom goes down so much, we started fuckyeahmikesmom.tumblr.com and then Tumblr went down.

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    anildash

    Anil Dash

  3. @anildash Your mom goes down so much Groupon was gonna do a coupon and then realized everything was already half off.

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    monteiro

    Mike MonteirošŸŒ¹

  4. @mike_ftw your mom's so nasty, Peter Thiel said her opening day was overpriced.

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    anildash

    Anil Dash

  5. @anildash Your momā€™s so full of my melted cheese Sequoia just wrote her a $100 million check.

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    monteiro

    Mike MonteirošŸŒ¹

  6. @mike_ftw your mom's so fat Eric Schmidt calls her the Gang Of Forty.

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    anildash

    Anil Dash

  7. @anildash Your momā€™s so ugly Chuck Close painted her in a landscape.

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    monteiro

    Mike MonteirošŸŒ¹

  8. @mike_ftw your mom's so old, bloated & irrelevant, Microsoft bought her.

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    anildash

    Anil Dash

  9. @anildash Your momā€™s so frigid Yeezy taught her how to bank online.

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    monteiro

    Mike MonteirošŸŒ¹

  10. @mike_ftw your mom is the reason Paul Revere was ringing his bells

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    anildash

    Anil Dash

  11. @anildash Your momā€™s so ugly DSK left her an actual tip.

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    monteiro

    Mike MonteirošŸŒ¹

  12. @mike_ftw Gaga thinks your mom probably deserved to be bullied.

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    anildash

    Anil Dash

  13. @anildash Dan Savage made a video about your mom called ā€œSometimes It Doesnā€™t.ā€

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    monteiro

    Mike MonteirošŸŒ¹

  14. @mike_ftw sometimes I just feel like your mom isn't, you know, very thoughtful. Like, inconsiderate.

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    anildash

    Anil Dash