1. Exquisite Tweets from @WaterstonesTCR, @FaberAcademy, @Foyles, @annaframe

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    It's been a long campaign but it's all finally paid off. I just became the mayor of @Foyles on @Foursquare. foursquare.com/v/foyles/4ac51…

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

    It was a tough fight. We'd like to thank everyone who supported us through the tough times. We'll make some mayoral announcements later.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

  2. FaberAcademy

    Faber Academy

  3. As @Foursquare mayor of @Foyles, we hereby pronounce that the company will now be known as Foyle's.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

    @FaberAcademy Thank you, Academy. We couldn't have done it without your constant flyering.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

    As the official @Foursquare mayor of @Foyles I decree that all their employees must immediately change their surname to 'Waterstone.'

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

  4. @FaberAcademy Don't tell us you were part of this deceit? We expect it from @WstonesOxfordSt but not from you!

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    Foyles

    Foyles Bookshop

  5. @Foyles @WstonesOxfordSt We had nothing to do with it! Of course we didn't! I don't even know what SquawFair is!

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    FaberAcademy

    Faber Academy

  6. @Foyles @FaberAcademy Such insolence. As your mayor I command you to leave Academy alone.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

  7. Foyles

    Foyles Bookshop

  8. @Foyles @WstonesOxfordSt Truth is, it means that WSOSt have been buying their books from youse guyses. This is love, not war.

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    FaberAcademy

    Faber Academy

  9. Our next ruling as @Foursquare mayor of @Foyles is that all staff members wear t-shirts with '#ff @WstonesOxfordSt' written on them.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

  10. @WstonesOxfordSt @Foursquare @Foyles Even on Thursdays? This is anarchy you're implementing. Anarchy I tell you!

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    annaframe

    Anna Frame

  11. It's difficult being mayor. A throne of books isn't as comfortable as you'd think and the novelty of unlimited meal deals wears off quickly.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

    'Sir, sir,' says a man in a poorly fitted jester outfit, 'what am I?' He does a poor impression of an owl reading a book about pizza.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

    I tire of his games and send him away. He's replaced by an acting troupe who dramatise Justin Bieber's tweets. They are atrocious.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

    'Love your mom! Always believe in yourself!' an actor shouts seconds before my mayoral guard takes them away. It is awful being mayor.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR

    I remove my crown, the pressure of office is relieved. Someone else can have it. I walk out, never to check in again.

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    WaterstonesTCR

    WaterstonesTCR