1. Exquisite Tweets from @benward

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    In line with the industry mandate for hiring ‘code ninjas’ I'm fixing bugs with throwing stars. There's blood absolutely everywhere. Oh God.

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    In line with industry mandates to hire ‘wizards’ I'm fixing bugs with a level 9 fireball spell. There's blood absolutely everywhere. Oh God.

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    In line with an industry mandate to hire ‘rockstars’ I'm fixing bugs with two lines of cocaine. There's blood absolutely everywhere. Oh God.

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