1. Exquisite Tweets from @WaterstonesTCR, @maureenjohnson

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    @bengoldacre Thanks for the RT Mr Goldacre. *puts Bad Science at front of store*

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  2. @maureenjohnson We've tasted popularity, Ms Johnson, and we LIKE it. We'll do anything for more followers. More! MORE!

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    WaterstonesTCR

  3. @maureenjohnson *slaps back* Dammit Johnson, don't you see what's happening?! The reactor's about to blow!

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    WaterstonesTCR

  4. @maureenjohnson But what about the Fist of Omicron? It'll be destroyed in the star cluster!

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    WaterstonesTCR

  5. @WstonesOxfordSt We can't save it now. Don't you understand? We have to get the Orb of Centripode into the escape pod *tout* *de* *suite*.

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    Maureen Johnson

  6. @maureenjohnson Y'know, I hate to say this but I saw the Orb of Centripode kissing your boyfriend the other day.

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    WaterstonesTCR

  7. @maureenjohnson You'd prefer to save the very thing that came between you and Gorax? You loved him! Have you no self respect?!

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    WaterstonesTCR

  8. @WstonesOxfordSt Okay, really, I think your timing is terrible, but can I point out? You and Ponievia Darlex? The one with the tentacles?

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    Maureen Johnson

  9. @maureenjohnson What of her? She was a great beauty, revered through 4 planets, keeper of men's hearts.

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    WaterstonesTCR

  10. @WstonesOxfordSt "Keeper of men's hearts." Yes. In deep freeze, for later consumption. I'm saying you have very poor taste.

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    Maureen Johnson

  11. @maureenjohnson You dare accuse me of having poor taste? I wonder what your mother would make of Ephylox the Soul Sucker?

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    Maureen Johnson