Trying not to listen to the couple in the hotel bar on what seems to be their first date, but he's talking way too loudly and way too much.
Seriously fella, stop, breathe, perhaps ask her a few questions and listen to what she has to say, get to know her.
Yeah yeah, crazy idea.
He's talking about having "another side" to him. I wonder if that's the quiet one?
A pause! She speaks… ah, he interjects, and he's off again.
Line: "Your sultriness is quite attractive"
My eyebrows won't go any higher!
Oh jesus: "You need to be loved don't you, I can see it in your eyes"
Grabbing a fire axe, brb
Ace! He's just asked if she likes poetry but won't stop talking long enough for her answer.
Bet he breaks into Ozymandias any second now.
They're talking about fitness, and there's an actual conversation, then this: "You know you're in good shape, I know you're in good shape"
They're standing up, he says "you keep scouring your sites, if you find a better option go for it"