1. Exquisite Tweets from @garrettc

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    Trying not to listen to the couple in the hotel bar on what seems to be their first date, but he's talking way too loudly and way too much.

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    Seriously fella, stop, breathe, perhaps ask her a few questions and listen to what she has to say, get to know her.

    Yeah yeah, crazy idea.

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    He's talking about having "another side" to him. I wonder if that's the quiet one?

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    A pause! She speaks… ah, he interjects, and he's off again.

    Line: "Your sultriness is quite attractive"

    My eyebrows won't go any higher!

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    Oh crap, he's talking about Second Life.

    Guys, I need new eyebrows.

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    Oh jesus: "You need to be loved don't you, I can see it in your eyes"

    Grabbing a fire axe, brb

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    Ace! He's just asked if she likes poetry but won't stop talking long enough for her answer.

    Bet he breaks into Ozymandias any second now.

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    They're talking about fitness, and there's an actual conversation, then this: "You know you're in good shape, I know you're in good shape"

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    They're standing up, he says "you keep scouring your sites, if you find a better option go for it"

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    And they've left, together it seems.

    People are bloody weird!

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    Don't know what to do with myself now.

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    Well that's it from the Dating Olympics tonight. Tune in tomorrow when we'll have action from the yard of ale and the cross country gin fizz

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