1. Exquisite Tweets from @pretendoffice, @rooreynolds

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    We innovate across the full spectrum of the Twitter ecosystem’s verticals. Contact us to discuss opportunities in this space for your busine

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  2. @rooreynolds We do, please see our blog site. Further posts are awaiting management stakeholder buy-in. Please subscribe to our Facebook.

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    @rooreynolds @rooreynolds Check out our web blog for hte latest news from our leading-edge change agents. Think global, act global!

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    @pretendoffice Who are you? I thought I was the one with the access password for the @pretendofice Twitters. Please talk to digital engageme

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    @pretendoffice who are both of you? This is a restricted official Twitchannel those without authorisation should not be using it!

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    @pretendoffice Please ignore other unauthorised Twitters from this account. All officiall tweets will be signed off as OFFICIAL. OFFICIAL.

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    @pretendoffice You are not authorised to use this channel. immediately desist. Proper uses of @pretendoffice will be market AUTHORISED

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    @Kenyahyc8h2nw8 If you would like assistance with your e-commerce operationals, please contact our Influx Team ASAP! OFFICIAL

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    @pretendoffice Please attend the compulsory Twitter Strategics twound twable in Sir Bradley Wiggins at mid day. OFFICIAL.

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    @pretendoffice Emergency escalation all hands customer experience meeting 11.45 in Dame Clare Balding. AUTHORISED

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    @pretendoffice NB: FAO ALL ASSOCAITES: End user engagement togetherness session will now be at 11.30 in Sarah Storey OBE. OFFICIAL.

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    @prentedoffice Urgent: all comms teams - Central user engagement action meeting will now be in the Oscar Pistorius suite at 11.15 AUTHORISED

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    @pretendoffice ALL LEVELS ALERT: You must attend compulsory exterior outreaching TWOBRA committee at 11:10 in Eddie The Eagle Edwards. OFFIC

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    @pretendoffice ALL SOCIAL MEDIA SENIOR MGMT ASSOCIATES: mandatory emergency scrum in the Kate Middleton soft area Lvl3 NOW. AUTHORISED

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    my classmate's half-sister made $12486 a month ago. she has been making cash on the computer and got a $550800 condo. All she did was get bl

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    @pretendoffice ANYONE NOT AT THE MEETING IN PROGRESS NOW IN PRINCE HARRY’S DOWNSTAIRS SHOULD CLEAR THEIR PRODUCTIVITY PLATFORMS. OFFICIAL.

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    @pretendoffice ALL COLLEAGUES PLEASE EVACUATE CAMPUS 2&5 WHILE A SOCIAL MEDIA DECONTAMINATION TAKES PLACE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. AUTHORISED

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    @pretendoffice INITIATE CLOSEDOWN PROTOCOLS. ALL VALUED TEAM MEMBERS SHOULD IMMEDIATELY PROGRESS “FIRESTORM” ACTION. OFFICIAL.

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    we apologise is resolving your pretend issue takes longer than usual today - bear with us while we work hard to re-establish pretend service

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    @pretendoffice ALL TEAM MEMBERS SHOULD ASSEMBLE AT THIER MATRIX CAPTAIN'S CHOSEN SAFE POINT AS WE COMMENCE "SCORCHED_EARTH" ACTION

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    @pretendoffice ANYONE FOUND IN POSSESSION OF A TWITTER-CAPABALE DEVICE DURING THIS PERIOD IS VIABLE FOR “KILL THE PIG” PROCEDURES. OFFICIAL

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    @pretendoffice ALL PERSONNEL TO DEBRIEF IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA DECONTAMINATION ZONE. PLEASE COLLECTION YOUR GOWNS FROM TENT 7. AUTHORISED.

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    @pretendoffice GOING DARK. any further communication on this twitter is not official and should be disregarded. AUTHORISED

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    We have been hackneyed. Please reset your passwords and reboot your Windows. Security dogs are coming through, please hide your meeting bisc

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    @pretendoffice Survivors are requested to ensure the work of all defunctioned colleagues is completed before end of play. OFFICIAL.

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    Hi this is Limahl, I'll be your pretend twitterjockey for the day. Your tweet is important to us.

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    @pretendoffice all colleagues on site are requested for an emergency debrief in Captain Sensible auditorium at 5.

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