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@pretendoffice Emergency escalation all hands customer experience meeting 11.45 in Dame Clare Balding. AUTHORISED
@pretendoffice NB: FAO ALL ASSOCAITES: End user engagement togetherness session will now be at 11.30 in Sarah Storey OBE. OFFICIAL.
@prentedoffice Urgent: all comms teams - Central user engagement action meeting will now be in the Oscar Pistorius suite at 11.15 AUTHORISED
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@pretendoffice ALL SOCIAL MEDIA SENIOR MGMT ASSOCIATES: mandatory emergency scrum in the Kate Middleton soft area Lvl3 NOW. AUTHORISED
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@pretendoffice ANYONE NOT AT THE MEETING IN PROGRESS NOW IN PRINCE HARRY’S DOWNSTAIRS SHOULD CLEAR THEIR PRODUCTIVITY PLATFORMS. OFFICIAL.
@pretendoffice ALL COLLEAGUES PLEASE EVACUATE CAMPUS 2&5 WHILE A SOCIAL MEDIA DECONTAMINATION TAKES PLACE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. AUTHORISED
@pretendoffice INITIATE CLOSEDOWN PROTOCOLS. ALL VALUED TEAM MEMBERS SHOULD IMMEDIATELY PROGRESS “FIRESTORM” ACTION. OFFICIAL.
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@pretendoffice ALL TEAM MEMBERS SHOULD ASSEMBLE AT THIER MATRIX CAPTAIN'S CHOSEN SAFE POINT AS WE COMMENCE "SCORCHED_EARTH" ACTION
@pretendoffice ANYONE FOUND IN POSSESSION OF A TWITTER-CAPABALE DEVICE DURING THIS PERIOD IS VIABLE FOR “KILL THE PIG” PROCEDURES. OFFICIAL
@pretendoffice ALL PERSONNEL TO DEBRIEF IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA DECONTAMINATION ZONE. PLEASE COLLECTION YOUR GOWNS FROM TENT 7. AUTHORISED.
@pretendoffice GOING DARK. any further communication on this twitter is not official and should be disregarded. AUTHORISED
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@pretendoffice Survivors are requested to ensure the work of all defunctioned colleagues is completed before end of play. OFFICIAL.
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@pretendoffice all colleagues on site are requested for an emergency debrief in Captain Sensible auditorium at 5.