1. Exquisite Tweets from @mondoagogo, @mildlydiverting

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    I wanted to do #museumcrawl but my energy levels are too low to be running around London cramming in as many museums as possible in one day.

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  2. If the real #museumcrawl has to have one fact from each museum, there should be one imaginary fact from each place on #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    At the Museum of the Morning Earworm. Turns out everyone's woken up with a Monkees song in their head at least once.
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    Could spend all day at the Book Marginalia Museum. They don't have a lot of ebooks though, for obvious reasons #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    At the Museum of Cloud Animals. Statistically you're more likely to see a wolf in the clouds than a bunny or kitten. #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    The Lunch Museum is more of a cafe but all the tables are glass-topped display units full of vintage food packaging #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    Lunchtime was invented by a packaging manufacturer to sell paper bags. There's a lot of paper bags at the Lunch Museum #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    The Weiss Memorial Collection: basically lots of keys & padlocks. His mirror handcuffs were made out of actual mirrors #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    The Artisanal Armoury Collection is full of hipster boys. Almost couldn't get in the door for fixies parked outside. #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    The Artisanal Armoury has a gadget to carry axes on the back of bikes but there are laws about transporting weapons #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    The Handbag Museum has a bag made from real hands. #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    For those just joining us there's a #museumcrawl today. Lots of us couldn't make it so we're doing an #imaginarymuseumcrawl instead.

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    Lolcat Museum is full of taxidermied cats in funny poses a la Walter Potter. All the captions are written in lolspeak. #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    Lolcat Museum has a plaster reproduction of the first known lolcat, a panel from a temple of Bast circa 250BC. #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    You're not allowed to smoke in the Cigarette Museum #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    The Rockpile Stockpile is just little piles of balancing stones. Bit dull, tho there is a wave-simulated water feature #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    The Lost Bears Museum is bittersweet. Feel sad for all the kids who lost their teddies but happy they've a home here #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    They wanted to build the Lipstick Museum in the shape of a lipstick but couldn't get planning permission #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    There are no actual penguins at Penguin House, as it's a museum dedicated to paperbacks. There *is* a real puffin tho. #imaginarymuseumcrawl

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    Suppose the #imaginarymuseumcrawl should stop at 6:00pm like the actual #museumcrawl has done. My phone's at less than 10% now anyway.

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