1. Exquisite Tweets from @bertrandom, @dokas

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    I’m going to start live tweeting this wedding I’m at where I don’t know anyone and am taking full advantage of the open bar.

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    Maid of honor said “I couldn’t ask for a bigger sister.” instead of “better sister” #ohsnap

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    ABBA’s Dancing Queen -> Staying Alive -> Sweet Home Alabama??? Way to kill the dance floor DJ

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    The guy next to me at my table just explained the difference between A New Hope Vader and Empire Vader in terms of costume changes.

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    Goddammit they definitely sequestered all the nerds to this table - apparently Boba Fett’s kind is called a Mandalorian.

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    Dude just recited the serial number of the trash compactor chute and the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid belt.

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    I questioned Iris whether she is indeed a Single Lady but apparently she qualifies because I did not, in fact, put a ring on it.

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    I’m kind of disappointed there isn’t the standard drunk 17-year old brother throwing up in the corner. That’s always my favorite at weddings

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    Bride’s 80 year old grandfather is trying to give a speech and this drunk dude is heckling “louder!” and “speak into the microphone!” #wtf

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  3. Earlier, during the ceremony, they played a cello version of “Wonderful Tonight” which is a really passive aggressive song for a wedding

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    I think they just Milton’d me on this wedding cake.

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  4. @bertrandom I am incredibly jealous of this table you’re at. You need to start trolling. “Many wampas died to bring us this information.”

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  5. Star Wars dude just described his wedding to me which sounds awesome 1. Flower girl dressed as Yoda 2. Lightsaber aisle 3. Lego minifig cake

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    “tonight’s going to be a gooooood night” #fml

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    @dokas I’very had to use Wookiepedia three times just to follow this conversation.

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    Just had a 30 min long discussion about whether or not Stormtroopers or the Joker have better moral judgement.

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