1. Exquisite Tweets from @benward

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    Every time I am shocked by the dystopian future of the mall. People are whitening their teeth with UV appliances straight out of Doctor Who.

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    In this future, humans do not navigate by sight. Subaural stimulation from ten thousand synchronised fluorescent bulbs guides passive bliss.

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    Samples contain toxins to relax the vestibulum. The mall is able to control human's balance, maintaining vertical orientation on escalators.

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    Electrical impulses in handrails and signs are used to trigger the muscle memories of signatures and PIN numbers. The humans say it tickles.

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    A girl steps clear of her parent. The phosphorescent's cipher unravelled. She sheds form, ascends as one with the light. She exits the mall.

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    Light flickers, trance broken. A scented candle dropped, a man moves to stand on the correct side of an escalator. Momentary reillumination.

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