1. Exquisite Tweets from @hondanhon

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    Imagine if the Star Trek: Next Generation universe of post-scarcity was secretly monetised using contextual advertising.

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    I mean, seriously. Computer knows a whole bunch of dark shit about Riker. Imagine the ads he gets alongside his Starfleet email.

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    People who replicated martinis in Riker's quarters also replicated the following sex aids.

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    I bet Wesley's search history is hilarious.

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    No wait I bet Troi's search history is hilarious.

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    Miles O'Brien has a little LCARS panel for trending transporter locations.

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    Riker smirks every time he searches because he hits "I'm Feeling Lucky".

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    Data is secretly Starfleet's newest streetview camera, attempting to capture human emotions as well as 3D environments.

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    Dan Hon

    You should see the pop-ups Geordi sees. And he's secretly winking all the time behind his visor and taking photos of Leah Brahms.

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