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    Hey friends, next time that a company asks you to make your criticism of their bad idea more constructive, tell them your consulting fee.

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    You don't owe any company free advice about how to improve their shitty product or behavior.

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    You don't owe a company free advice about how to fix their sexism, for example.

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    I'm a freelance cultural critic ~for hire~ and my consulting fee starts at 100/hr, btw. I bill in 15 minute increments.

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