I'm reading @gossjam's Pirate Planet draft (excellent, even better than Shada) and we're mulling whether The Doctor would go to Starbucks...
After initial misgivings, I now think that each and every incarnation would have gone to a Starbucks at least once. For example:
1st Doctor: "I shall have one of your fap-a-see-nohs, my dear girl. and a garlic bread to boot!'
2nd Doctor: "Let me see Jamie... Look at the size of that panini!"
"Aye Doctor. That is a big one."
"Is that foam coming from the loo door?"
3rd Doctor: "Well the Starbucks in Stanstead airport serves wine after 4pm and I think that is MUCH more civilised, madam." *swirls cape*
4th Doctor: WOULD have gone, but only to the original one in Seattle. In 1971. The ponce.
5th Doctor: would have taken Tegan, Nyssa and Adric after an argument. Adric would have a triple shot macchiato and be unbearable afterward
6th Doctor: "Three pound eighty? THREE POUND EIGHTY for a caramel apple spiced latte? You can get a gumblejack frappe for half the price!"
9th Doctor: "Every grain in that grinder, spinning around... and I can feel it..."
10th Doctor: "Awh yes, well!" *puts on glasses* *takes glasses off* "Tea..?"
Martha: "Can I have rose sugar?"
Doctor: *bursts into tears*
1th Doctor: "What? Yes?! Oh me? Cup of coffee please. And no I can't tell you my name UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES."