1. Exquisite Tweets from @kellykeegs

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    This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB

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    @BarstoolReags guy: "Listen. I've learned to get over a lot of things and you need to learn too"

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    @BarstoolReags guy: "I believe the things you said. I believe you're honest with me"

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    @BarstoolReags girl: "well WHO WERE YOU TEXTING ON THE GOLF COURSE YESTERDAY"

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    @kpierini guy: "I don't fuck up often. I don't want to fuck up. But sometimes I do"

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    @Keegs141 Guy: "I just can't stand you. I can't be near you. I would switch seats if i could"

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    Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"

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    Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you"

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    Girl: "ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP"

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    "I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"

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    "Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"

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    This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had

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    Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"

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    Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"

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    Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"

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    Girl: "you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!"

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    "I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)

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    Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????"

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    What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding

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    We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts

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    I wonder if Flamingo Shorts is happy with his publicity. We were in this together, Flamingo Shorts.

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    I think the worst part about this was having to apologize to my Nana for all of the profanity in my tweets. (Sorry Nana)

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