This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
@BarstoolReags guy: "Listen. I've learned to get over a lot of things and you need to learn too"
@BarstoolReags guy: "I believe the things you said. I believe you're honest with me"
@kpierini guy: "I don't fuck up often. I don't want to fuck up. But sometimes I do"
@Keegs141 Guy: "I just can't stand you. I can't be near you. I would switch seats if i could"
Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"
Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you"
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"
Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"
Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"
"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
I wonder if Flamingo Shorts is happy with his publicity. We were in this together, Flamingo Shorts.