1. Exquisite Tweets from @PiaGlenn

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    FAMILY GATHER 'ROUND
    I was just so blessed and highly favored to witness a Gay Black Male Elder READ a chick in the CVS on 125th St #ontoday

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    Our Elder uses a cane and a spry young lady blazed by him in a space too small for her, making physical contact and knocking him off-balance

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    He was shook but swiftly regained his composure and ~announced~"Oh Missy someone lied to u and told u you're the most important person here"

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    "But I'm here & I count at least four other people here who can be around other adults without knocking them down so you're not even top 5"

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    At which point I let out the most natural, organic OOOP I have ever uttered in my life

    But he wasn't finished

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    He says, "And you're not gonna get to where you were headed any sooner because now you have to stand here while I tell you about yourself"

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    "And I'm fine, by the way. Thank you for inquiring after your lil' bulldozer routine"

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    "Graceful you are NOT so I hope you're in such a great rush to get to a ballet class. Go on and ~get~ now."

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    He told her GO ON AND GET NOW like she was a stray dog sniffing around his mint julep on a Louisiana porch at sunset I'm weeeaaak 😂😂😂😱😱😱

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    she just stared at him with her hairline and flesh all eviscerated like

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    I'm actually a bit nauseous at how much I enjoyed it like my insides can't handle all of it HALP

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    She scurried off, I told the gentleman I'm glad he's OK and have a blessed evening, and I cowered in the toiletries aisle to quietly guffaw

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    and trust and believe I'm stealing ALLADAT at some point (with credit and due deference to our Elder of course)

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