1. Exquisite Tweets from @tomcoates, @tominsam

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    All of you who think I should get a cheaper, more functional axe fail to understand that I don't *need* an axe! I want something beautiful!

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    Tom Coates

  2. @tominsam I'm not sure your beautiful girlfriend would be thrilled by that description.

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    Tom Coates

    @tominsam I AM INSAMBOT! MY GIRLFRIEND IS EMINENTLY FUNCTIONAL! BEEP! BEEP!

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    Tom Coates

  3. @tominsam Almost everyone has! That's what I get for abandoning my doctorate!

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    Tom Coates

  4. @tomcoates if you had an axe, no-one would insult your academic record.

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    Tom Insam

  5. @tominsam I'm not sure a threat is really a threat if people don't really think you'll do it...

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    Tom Coates

  6. @tomcoates which is why going for the pretty, less-functional axe will undermine your authority.

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    Tom Insam

  7. @tomcoates that's a nice-looking axe. I would be happy to be murdered with it in a fit of twitter-induced rage.

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    Tom Insam

  8. @tominsam …. which is looking ever more likely, frankly...

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    Tom Coates