1. Exquisite Tweets from @quantick

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    Kate Middleton looking nervous in her wheeled cage.

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    Billy Bragg and Ben Elton on leads dragged by Lord Tebbit.

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    Elvis Costello's wellies on Cecil Parkinson's lap, confiscated just in case,

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    Lemmy, riding the Duchess of York sidesaddle.

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    Gripper Stebson from Grange Hill, accompanying a weeping Blanche from Corrie.

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    The West End cast of Gormenghast! The Musical, laying a wreath of cow garlic.

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    Three of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Famine being "too ill to attend".)

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    Phil Collins, Kenny Everett, blokie from Hot Chocolate, in black Sinclair C5s.

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    A condolence card, simply reading HULK TOO SAD TO SMASH.

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    Father Abraham, against the protests of his subjects, the Smurfs.

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    Walt Disney's brittle, frozen head, carried on a silver plate by Helena Bonham- Carter.

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    All the cats in the world, saddened at the loss of their spiritual leader.

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    The Houses of Slitherin and, owing to an ill-advised coalition, Hufflepuff.

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    The Daleks and the Cybermen, in a joint delegation.

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    The concepts of whisky and insomnia.

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    The U Boat Captain from Dad's Army, carrying the severed head of Private Pike.

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    Jar Jar Binks, blacked up and carrying a banjo and a watermelon.

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    The White Queen off of Narnia, JR Ewing, and Phil Spector.

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    A float carrying the victims of massacres and some dead Chinese people, driven by Morrissey, oddly.

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    Mister and Mrs Bumble and their adopted son, Artful D. Thanks, @Viv_Savage_CFC.

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    Barry Grant and Tommy McArdle, driving a car made from the bones of Bobby Grant.

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    Kingsley Amis and his son, Scrappy-Doo Amis.

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  3. Batman, James Blunt, Loki and Alex from Blur.

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    And finally, this RT @simonday2425m the souls of a thousand mental patients who did not receive care in the community.

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