1. Exquisite Tweets from @ElokPutput, @khirzanulinnuha

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    Thread hal-hal absurd yang murid2ku pernah katakan.

    Kids/Toddlers are cute? Hhh...you wish.

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    *bawa laba-laba mainan ke kelas*

    "This is my boyfriend,"

    Jesslyn, 7thn

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    *me enter the classroom*
    *Bryant humming Imperial March*

    Me : oh so is it because im star wars fans?
    Bryant, an intellectual : No, it's because you are mean like Darth Vader

    *force choke*

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    ElokPutput

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    Imam, 6th ijin sholat

    1 menit kemudian balik lagi

    Temennya nanya : kok wes mari sholat?
    Imam : Gapopo Allah ero aku niate sholat cuma rodo males

    (((RODO MALES)))

    KUWAREPMU LE

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    "Assalamualaikum Ustadzah....eh bentar ini kan bukan sekolah, panggile Miss. Assalamualaikum Miss Elok,"

    Khansa, 6th.

    AKU LANGSUNG BERASA MAMA DEDEH

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    "Miss, Assalamualaikum bahasa Inggrisnya apa ya?"

    Khansa (lagi), 6th.

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    "Aku ga mau belajar. This is too much for me. I am tired."

    Ujar Yudha, 7th sambil lompat-lompat dan teriak-teriak dalam kelas.

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    ElokPutput

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    "Aku abis punya adik, Miss. Lucu. Cuma aku pikir-pikir buat apa jadi bayi lucu klo ga bisa perkalian? Aku loh bisa perkalian,"

    Nadya Khansa, 7th

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    ElokPutput

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    Reyza, 9th, lari-lari dengan muka panik

    "Miss...miss...aku loh tadi........................................nafas,"

    AKU SABAR KOK.

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    "......."
    "......"
    "......"
    "Christian are you finished?"
    "Wait, im talking to someone who lives inside my head," ujar Christian, 7th dengan worksheet yang belum terjawab satu nomor pun.

    Am I teaching a mutant here?

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

  2. "You know what, I am tired being a kid,"

    "Wait until you become an adult,"

    "No, I want to be Captain America,"

    Cliffen, 9th

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

  3. Winston hits Joshua

    Joshua hits Winston back

    Winston : HEH KATAE BU GURU DI SEKOLAH KLO DIPUKUL JANGAN PUKUL BALIK

    Me :

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    ElokPutput

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    "Miss jangan jahat-jahat po.o nanti dihukum sama Tuhan Yesus!"

    "Miss Elok dibayar buat bikin Kim jadi pinter, makanya Miss harus tegas!"

    "Tapi tetep nanti Miss dihukum sama Tuhan Yesus!"

    Kimberly, 7th

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    APAKA SELALU BOKEK ADALAH HUKUMAN DARI TUHAN YESUS?!

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    I teach my kids about tolerance by letting their moslem friends pray maghrib. The non-moslem students even remind their moslem friend.

    Jesslyn : imam ga sholat?
    Imam : sek, ngumpulno mood disek

    (((NGUMPULNO MOOD)))

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    Imam mau sholat ngajak Hugo. Hugo ga mau.

    Imam : Ah yowes karepmu. Aku guduk wong tuwomu iso ngatur2

    Me : YA ALLAH 😂😂😂😂

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    Imam is my favorite student. He is kinda short with chubby cheeks. Im not gonna upload his pic for safety reasons, but imagine that and his sok tua attitude. 😂😂😂😂

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    ElokPutput

    elok kartika putri - 🐤🐣

    Oh aku inget tentang Imam lagi.

    Bulan puasa kmarin dia puasa full. 6thn. Tiap ada temennya yg ga puasa dia ga tergoda. Trs ada temannya yg non-muslim nanya.

    Felisha : imam puasa?
    Imam : AKU GA MANGAN GA NGOMBE MBOK KIRO AKU NGERJAKNO ULANGAN?!

    SABAR DONG BOS

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    ElokPutput

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    Hugo, 9thn suka dangdut. Dia selalu nyanyi dangdut tiap les.

    Imam yang joget.

    Hugo : OJOK ISOK JOGET AE EWANGI AKU NYANYI

    I COULDNT HELP BUT NGAKAK MY ASS OFF

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