1. Exquisite Tweets from @danteshepherd, @BettyFLive, @foodmetaphors, @SpursManDan, @guillaumeQD, @rolandbouman, @jason_kelsall, @paulsilkywhite

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    ROBIN: You didn't name everything in the bathroom after you, too, did you?
    BATMAN: Of course not
    ROBIN:
    BATMAN: OK, yes, there's batshampoo
    ROBIN:
    BATMAN: But there's also conditioner gordon

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    danteshepherd

    Lucas Landherr

  2. ROBIN: (sigh of defeat) Ok who clogged the Bruce Drayne?

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    foodmetaphors

    Rick Strohl

  3. For my first eight dates with my (now) wife, we went for something to eat. Then, on the ninth, we went to see a movie.

    Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman.

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  4. Was it Indian food?

    Naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan naan Batman

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    danteshepherd

    Lucas Landherr

  5. . . . why would there be more than one bathroom in the batcave?

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    danteshepherd

    Lucas Landherr

  6. Missing tweet: 967866138586730496

  7. This is a sign of weakness. Hand yourself at your local Soylent Green Centre.

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    paulsilkywhite

    Paul 'Silky' White